allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via d-10th)

ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

(via electrical-ears)

“This home has
deteriorated into
an unfamiliar house.

I do not recognize
these confines anymore.
The rooms are smaller,
dustier. Somewhere
underneath the layers of
paint lie your fingerprints.

Beyond generations and
future families, you will
still be there. You were
always there first.

They can’t take that
away from you.”

threepac:

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

(via clicheasfuggg)

“Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.”
— (via difficult)

(via lailaas)

aphfandoms:

No but what really bothers me about the romanticism of anxiety and social anxiety is that it makes me really embarrassed to say that I have anxiety because I sound like I’m just going along with the ‘trend’ and no one will take me seriously

(via electrical-ears)

““That’s all right,” she says, and I have to wonder how many times she’s said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow.”
— (via itsalongstory)

(via sadwallfl0wer)

gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

(via todayistomorrowshistory)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

image

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(via solracneb)

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via shelbyyx0)

“Be careful who you vent to.”
— Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(via clicheasfuggg)

I’m sleepy and I wish I was kissing you.

(via shelbyyx0)