shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

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refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

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dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

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reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

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asvprock:

and when she is mad at me…. I kiss her.

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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surprisebitch:

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

not with that language! your body is a temple. according to God’s Word, profanity makes it unclean. ask for forgiveness, repent for your sins then sign up

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bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

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